i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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