90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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