Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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