But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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