I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.