i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.