Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just pee around me
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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