there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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