she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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