on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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