omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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