Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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