I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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