My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
