What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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