Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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