No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I have tasted many bathrooms
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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