but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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