I can tuck mytits in my pants
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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