weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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