she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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