Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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