all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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