Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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