question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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