I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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