who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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