I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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