Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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