I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we have pet lesbian snakes
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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