Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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