You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
where am i from again
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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