yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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