I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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