this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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