I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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