3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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