why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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