Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
