when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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