Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
All I want is dick and wine.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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