Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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