I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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