so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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