Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
