I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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