I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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