I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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