i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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