I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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