On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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