Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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