so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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