We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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