and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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